4/27: Company picnic at Lake Pleasant [Please check the ineligibility list before sending team memos. Mr. Hardon, your CS team has been excluded in light of the urinalysis results.]

6/1: Andre's birthday! [Ms. Vouche will arrange for the cake. Remember: absolutely NO brownies are permitted at the party this year.]

7/14: Bastille Day [Employees are expected to be especially festive. There should be plenty of viva la France!, even if it's not a payday.]

9/12: "Fun Stuff for Kids on THC" debuts. [Marketing: Why is there still no official sponsor for this program??]

11/9: Contract with office cleaning service ends. Terms are not expected to be renewed. [Managers: Chemical burns and smoke damage are unacceptable. This is an office complex, not an experimental laboratory.] Henceforth, employees must take all trash out of their offices each evening in THC-approved carry-alls and dispose of properly in their homes.